What up yo, thanks for stalking me!

I finally got a chance to check out the new Glock model 40.  I hinted of this a couple posts ago, but I finally got to check one out.  They would not allow me to take pictures of it, but they can’t stop me from telling you about it now. It’s a pretty radical design, yet in keeping with Glock tradition, very simple, boringly reliable, and quite ugly.

Based on a 4th Gen model 21 frame, which is due to be released next year, the upper is stretched to 5.1 inches, with a built in, extended compensator, bringing the whole slide to a hair over 6 inches.  It can be ordered with an optional shoulder stock, but make sure you have the paperwork in order before hand.  It is capable of being modified to full-auto, but is manufactured as a semi auto for importation.  The new gun comes with one 20 round stick mag, and one 150 round drum mag made by The Beta Company, makers of 100 round drum mags for various rifles.  The sights for this new Glock are quite revolutionary as well, there is no front sight!  The rear sight incorporates 3 fiber optic rods, which give the traditional 3 dot sight setup, however if the simulated front sight is not within 5 degress of alignment with the shooter’s eye it is very dim, but when properly aligned it is a bright vivid green.  This sighting system is very quick to acquire, very robust, and usable even if any 2 of the rods break.  The standard sight colors are a green center dot with red outer dots, but any fiber rod of the correct size can be used, and black plugs are also included so it is easily changed to the user’s preference.  Also available is a three sided picatinny rail for optics and other accessories which attaches to the pistols under-barrel accessory rail and comes over the top of the slide giving the user the ability to attach accessories to the bottom, left side, and top of the gun.

However, despite all that, the most revolutionary thing about this new model is the caliber.  A proprietary cartridge similar to FN Herstal’s 5.7×28, the new 5.18X23 puts itself squarely in the new PDW niche.  Featuring a 5.18MM, or .204″, projectiles weighing between 32 and 40 grains are used.  Velocities are on par with the 5.7, at approximately 2300 FPS with the 32 gr bullet and approximately 2000 FPS with a 40 gr. bullet.  Note these velocities are from a 16 inch barrel, which is also available from Glock, expect 1600 and 1400 FPS from the 5.1 in barrel.  While not designed to be armor piercing these rounds should easily penetrate level II vests.  Combined with the shoulder stock, and full-auto capability this new round is sure to please.

Well, that about covers the new Glock model 40.  Expect a compact soon, to be called the 41, and probably late next year the sub compact model 42.

So it seems the Glock lovers of the world have found a new beverage with which to renew their faith in the cult of Glock Perfection.  Gone are the days of drinking the laced Kool Aid, they have now moved on to tea.  It is quite a startling and dangerous change.  The tea contains a much stronger dosage Glockstacy, the main drug in the old beverage of choice. This powerful hallucinogen, which so far had only been found in the Glock Kool Aid, is mostly responsible for the ridiculous claims of perfection.  Another drug, Gastoine, is an anesthetic.  It’s purpose in the Kool Aid, and now Glock Tea cocktail was to numb users to the discomfort of the grip angle and hump, and reduce perception of the horrible trigger.

The scary part of this new drug tea is the ease of making it.  It only takes four simple steps, shown in horrific detail at the bottom of this page, that we will quickly go over.  First, select which flavor of Glock Tea to ingest, this process may take a first time user several minutes as there are 39, soon to be 40, different versions, although long term users will generally have 3 to 4 flavors picked as their favorite.  Second, you warm up a mug of water in the microwave.  Third, disassemble the Glock to select which parts to make your tea from.  Finally the Glockhead ingests the tea, leading to a feeling of euphoria and delirium.

This is no joke people.  Watch your children, husbands, wives, parents, and neighbors.  In today’s world it is so easy to just pass it off as nothing, but it’s not.  Glock addiction is real.  And it’s dangerous.

So, today, well actually more like monday, the Beretta Project took a new turn.  I picked up the old rental gun from our range for 100 bucks.  It’s pretty beat up, but it has a 40 cal barrel and slide so at least I got that if nothing else.  I’m going to talk to a buddy and see if he can do some machining for me on the newer to me gun so I can install steel inserts like all the cool people do. It’s supposed to help by tightening tolerances between the frame, slide, and to a lesser degree, the barrel.  I guess it’s a good thing I haven’t bought sights yet!
And yes, Lord Glockington, I know if I had bought a Glock it would have been perfect, but your opinion is silly and implies that ugly, dull, soulless Austrian (are they even a country still?) plastic is better than beautiful, shiny, passionate Italian metal.

Oh, and coming soon, despite my abhorrence towards plastic, testing of the NEW GLOCK MODEL 40!